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Dipsearch Alcohol Studies

What follows is a piece of impartial reasearch conducted by Dipsearch that should be used to augment the knowledge you have already acquired from other sources vis-a-vis the effects of alcohol on the body.

We have not yet had our research validated by the British Medical Council, but can assure you that application for the same shall be sought once our glorious work is completed.

For now, please read the below passages on the previously unknown effects of alcohol and consider our words carefully before you decide to take part in a Dipsomania Society Pubcrawl event.

"THE PREVIOUSLY UNREPORTED ADVERSE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL ON THE HUMAN BODY"



Daemonic Possession

Hair Growth

Hair Loss

Lycanthropy

Porcelain Magnetism

Skin Discolouration

Spontaneous Human Combustion

Superhuman Powers

Temporary Death