Dipsonary
There follows a glossary of terms that are peculiar to the Dipsomania Society:-- Dipso Rather than being a contraction of the word "dipsomaniac", this terms (properly spelled with a capital D) specifically relates to a member of the Dipsomania Society. As this is not a contraction, the use of apostrophes is incorrect in either the singular or plural form
- Dipsomanorak A person who increases their participation points on the Dipsomania Society website for the sole purpose of increasing their standing in the "saddest bastard" weekly league table
- Dipsonary Portmanteau of "Dipsomania" and "dictionary"
- fack 1. "fuck" (non-literal, figurative form)
- gypo "undesirable person", interchangeable with "jew"
- FP "Fair Play"
- Grammar Nazi A person who feels that they can disguise intellectual inadequacy by rigidly adhering to grammatical rules that may have no basis in fact other than their own personal preference (see Dipsos above). A Grammar Nazi will usually suffer from an overwhelming compulsion to point out minuscule, - and largely irrelevant errors, - in posts made by other persons as a basis of supporting their own faltering self-esteem.
- Grammer Joo A "Jew" (see Jew below) who dispenses with all rules and conventions of the English language in preference of a barely intelligible sequence of letters and misplaced grammatical devices in order to convey their "point", one of which they haven't usually got. A Grammer Joo will usually suffer from a low IQ and/or a poor education, and will likely be found drinking "cheep bear" in the local Wetherspoon's as a means of winding down after a hard day's work selling burgers and/or cannabis.
- Jew "undesirable person", interchangeable with "gypo"
- mini-crawl A pub crawl that does not last all day
- Pubcrawl When spelled as one word (and usually with a capital P) this separates a Dipsomania Society pub crawl from others. The main differences being the beginning of the crawl at opening time, and finishing at closing time.
- retard Anybody demonstrating a lesser extent of knowledge to oneself in regard to any subject
- WFS "Wallasey Fucky Sheep"
usage: "What the fack are you trying to say, you retard?"
2. "retard"
usage: "what the fack are you trying to say, you fack?"
As the Dipsomania Society was founded by intellectuals (who by definition are not racists, only retards are racist) this is meant in an ironic sense
1. "Fair enough"/"that's reasonable".
e.g.
Person One: I'm not coming to the pub tonight as I have explosive diarrhoea
Person Two: fp
2. "Well done"/"Congratulations"
e.g.
Person One: I've just squirted napalm into the face of a Daily Mail distributor
Person Two: FP to you
Or
Person One: FP to George Orwell for writing that review of Mein Kampf.
3. I am happy/content
e.g.
Person One (Having just been to the doctor for the AIDS cure): FP.
As the Dipsomania Society was founded by intellectuals (who by definition are not racists, only retards are racist) this is meant in an ironic sense
usage: "You refuse to accept that water might, just might, possibly be blue even though you've been provided with some fairly compelling scientific evidence that it is (and certainly plenty of evidence to instil just a smidgeon of doubt)? What a retard!"
one of the groups within the Dipsomania Society