Pubcrawl Rules
1) If you need to vomit, you may do so on the conditions that nobody else sees, and you replace the lost alcohol forthwith. All vomit is the property of the Dipsomania Society.2) Do not sleep with anybody else's girl/boyfriend, as this may cause unnecessary friction within the group.
3) The following excuses for being more drunk than other people are the only ones acceptable: "I have been drinking more (This excuse must be validated by 2 Senior Dipsomaniacs)."; "I am a pansy lightweight."
4) In order to ensure that people have the maximum amount of time to drink their chosen beverages, the order for ordering at the bar is as follows:
- STOUT
- REAL ALE
- LAGER, CYDER, BITTER, SHORTS (& MIXER)
- BOTTLES
- SHORTS (STRAIGHT)
- SOFT DRINKS (including shandy)
- WINE
5) The weekly alcohol intake limit, as set by the NHS, is 28 units for men, 21 units for women. Therefore women can drink ¾ that of men. Therefore drinking "halves" all day cannot constitute an equal completion of the Pubcrawl unless "doubling-up" occurs in half the pubs.
6) The Dipsomania Society reserves the right to sanction alcohol
intake in the interests of health and hygiene.
7) The Dipsomania Society cannot be held responsible for loss of memory/possessions/limbs/virginity/life etc...
8) Entry into the Pubcrawl is at your own risk.
9) Exit from the Pubcrawl is at your peril.
10) Those who may be of a sensitive or nervous disposition are not permitted to complain, vomit or cry if any of the more lewd imbibers choose to reveal the more intimate parts of their anatomy.
11) ABSOLUTELY NO STREAKING!!
(Unless permission has been granted)
12) Do not make fun of people more drunk than you, as they are quite at liberty to blame their violent response on the beer.
13) Neither Her Majesty's government nor the Dipsomania Society can condone any blackmail activities that take place as a direct result of images being caught on film during a Dipsomania Society Pubcrawl.
14) Anybody caught drinking a non-alcoholic beverage without an authentic doctor's note will from then on be supervised by a more responsible team member.
15) To date no sexual activity has been reported during a Dipsomania Society Pubcrawl. Feel free to change this, we do have a reputation to keep up after all.
16) Sleeping in the pub shall be punishable by severe mocking. This shall be diminished however if you have already finished your beer.
17) You are reminded that playing darts is not a good plan after 14 pints. It may seem funny at the time, but that pierced forehead WILL hurt tomorrow.
18) You may not, under any circumstances, use an empty beer glass because you can't be bothered to go to the toilet. Some poor sod might end up drinking that, mistaking it for XXXX.
19) Do not complain about who you end up sleeping with. You had plenty of time to see them while you were sober.
20) Eating is Cheating!!
21) Participation on any Dipsomania Society event shall be considered to equate to consent being granted for personal images captured to be uploaded and diplayed on the World Wide Web. This ruling is retroactive.
22) The writing in, or reading of the Dipsomania Society Logbook constitutes an acceptance that whatever happens to said Logbook is your sole responsibility, until such a time passes as another member of the Dipsomania Society takes their turn to write in, or read the Logbook.
23) All Dipsomania Society rules are retroactive.
24) Usque ad mortem bibendum
25) The reading of this constitutes acceptance of all rules noted above.