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Cage Fight




This event sees two or more contenders beginning a drinking contest whereby the person to use the toilet last is crowned the winner (so for the duration of the bout, the contenders are trapped in the pool room of the Tower like its a cage).

The game begins at 18:00 with each contender taking their first sip from their first pint. The contenders are then allowed to drink as much or as little beer as they wish, so long as they take a sip from another pint at 19:00, another at 20:00 and yet another at 21:00.

The game ends when all but one contender has urinated. Should there be more than one contender yet to urinate at 22:00 the game ends, and the contender who has consumed the most beer shall be victorious.

The winner shall assume the title of Dipsolympic Cagefight Champion 2009.

Rules
* Contenders must present themselves to the adjudicator to have each of their drinks counted.
* The drinks must be at least 3.5% ABV (this is for health and safety reasons: alcohol is a diuretic and therefore should induce urination before a potentially lethal amount of liquid can be retained by the bladder – do not attempt this challenge with soft drinks).
* Contenders are on the honour system to confirm their drinks are properly drunk-up.
* The honour system shall also be used where urination is concerned.