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Spontaneous Human Combustion
SHC is a sudden, violent reaction that causes the body to begin conducting nuclear fusion, leading to an instant, painless death. As seen here, the heat omitted is immense, forcing those close by to shield their eyes. Fortunately the combustion process takes little more than a second to complete, leading to no long lasting effects to persons in the proximity of the victim. There is reported only extremely mild symptoms of radiation sickness; being vomiting, slurring of speech and an insatiable appetite for doner meat.