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(1) "Leasowe"
Leasowe surrounds a purpose-built council housing estate. Although we needn't continue with a description of this state, we shall:Leasowe's inhabitants are generally rather xenophobic; hating anybody from anywhere that is not "the Leasowe" (to use the local name).
They wear their hair short (if at all), adorn themselves in big-name sports-brand clothes, and are never, ever seen engaging in any sporting activities, apart from maybe sprinting (but this is always prompted by police sirens).
If you go to Leasowe it would be a good idea to go by helicopter, and merely hover for a few seconds.
PLACES TO GO
There are only two pubs in the entire state: The Leasowe Hotel and The Oyster Catcher, the Dipsomania Society have never officially visited either establishment. However, Senior Dipsomaniac Charley, together with co-founder Stu did once enter The Oyster Catcher to attend a private function.
"HIPPIES!" was the cry from within.
Charley and Stu realised they were in unfriendly territory, and quickly asked the clientele where the private function was.
One skinhead pointed a finger and Stu, not paying much attention, hurriedly followed the finger - straight into the ladies' convenience.
"PERVERT!" was now the cry.
Charley and Stu scarpered, never to return.
Leasowe does not appear on any Dipsomania Society pub maps