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Beered-up Rhapsody
by DaveIs this a public house or is it just The Queens?
If I'm caught in this shit hole, my friends will not talk to me.
Buy me a beer, it drowns out the fear you see...
I'm just a drunkard, I need no sympathy
Because we're one pint here, one pint there
One pint everywhere...
Any way my beer comes
Doesn't really matter to me.
To me...
Stella! Because I'm a man
Put the glass against the pump, pulled the lever now it's done
Stella! The night has just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it up again!
Lager, ooh ooh ooh ooh
It's the beverage to buy
If I'm not back again this time next pubcrawl
Carry on, carry on
I'll probably be dead.
Too late, my taxi's come
Are you sure that beer's not mine? I could've sworn you ordered wine
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Coz the barman's gone and thrown me out the pub!
Aaaarrggh! ooh ooh ooh ooh
I don't want to go
I almost wish I'd never got drunk at all...
I see a little uglietto of a bird
She's a moose! She's a moose!
But I'd give her a good bang though
Then tomorrow morning
Everybody's calling me a
Silly bugger (Silly bugger!) Silly bugger (Silly bugger) Silly bugger where'd you go?
I want to kno-o-o-ow
I'm just a drunkard, Everybody loves me
(He's just a drunkard, so are all his family!)
(Watch out lads, he's vomiting at high velocity!)
Easy come, easy go
Will you let me stay?
I will not (No!) We will not let you stay! (Let me stay!)
I will not (No!) We will not let you stay! (Let me stay!)
Will not let you stay!
Will not let you stay!
Never let you stay! NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Give me beer! Give me beer!
(Give him beer, let him stay)
Beelzebub has a bevvy put aside for me.
For me.
For me!
So you think you can mock me and spit in my pint!?
So you think you can hit me and leave me to cry?
Oh baby!
Get some beer to me baby!
Just gotta get more
I seem to have run out of beer...
Now I'm really battered
Anyone can see
Now I'm really battered
And I really need to go pee
Any way my beer flows...