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The Tower Instead
I stand and waitIn the Clairville
Waiting on my own
Now I've been here
For over half an hour
And I'm going home
'Cos I haven't been served
And I think I might go somewhere else
So when I'm standing at the bar
Waiting for a jar
It's really not that far...
I'm going the Tower instead
And through it all, they offered me no service
It kinda made me nervous
So I wrote this song
I won't go anymore
No matter what you tell me
I know that they won't sell me
A single pint of beer
They wouldn't serve me
I'm going the Tower instead
When I'm feeling weak
And I need a drink and a little sleep
I won't go there
'Cos I know the barstaff don't even care
And as my anger grows
She's laughing down her nose
And when all hope is dead
I'll go the Tower instead
And through it all, they offered me no service
It kinda made me nervous
So I wrote this song
I won't go anymore
No matter what you tell me
I know that they won't sell me
A single pint of beer
They wouldn't serve me
I'm going the Tower instead