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Drinking Ditty
The lagers went down two by two, hurrah! hurrah!The lagers went down two by two, hurrah! hurrah!
The lagers went down two by two, the Foster's and the Orangeboom
As they all went into the pub, for to get out of the rain.
The whiskies went down three by three, hurrah! hurrah!
The whiskies went down three by three, hurrah! hurrah!
The whiskies went down three by three, the Jameson's, the Bell's and the Jacky D
And they all went to the next pub, for to get out of the rain.
The bitters went down four by four, hurrah! hurrah!
The bitters went down four by four, hurrah! hurrah!
The bitters went down four by four, Dipsomaniacs vomiting on the floor
And they all went to the next pub, for to get out of the rain.
The shandies went down five by five, booo! booo!
The shandies went down five by five, booo! booo!
The shandies went down five by five, with Shandy Shaun no longer alive
And they all went to the next pub, for to get out of the rain.
The shooters shot down six by six, hurrah! hurrah!
The shooters shot down six by six, hurrah! hurrah!
The shooters shot down six by six, and then another cheeky one just for kicks
And they all rolled out of the pub, as the landlord threw them out.
The drinkers went home seven by seven, hurrah! hurrah!
The drinkers went home seven by seven, hurrah! hurrah!
In the pizza shop by half eleven, wallowing in their Dipso heaven
Then they all went home to bed... what a lovely day!