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The Masochist

A regular feature of going out pulling
You don't know how ugly they are
I woke up this morning and that sight will haunt me
She could have split me apart

She kept it a secret, she kept people guessing
But it was as big as her arm
A definite surplus, and I like females
But she was a whole world apart

Nobody said she's a tranny,
I couldn't see – the place was dark
Nobody said she's a tranny,
I legged it for the door and I ran to the car
I didn't get very far

She wasn't messing, she wanted my fingers
She wanted them shoved up her arse
I gave no compliance, violence in progress
I was so scared that she might fart

She told me she loved me and she tried to bone me
And then I rushed to the car
A definite surplus, and I like females
But she was a whole world apart

Nobody said she's a tranny,
I couldn't see – the place was dark
Nobody said she's a tranny,
I legged it to the door and I ran to the car
I won't go back to that bar