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I'm Too Sober
I'm too sober for my bed, too sober for my bed, the pub's calling meI'm too sober for my liking, too sober for my liking, so sober it hurts
I think I'll go down to the pub, not bother with the cinema, Asda or church
And I'm too sober for the Tavern, too sober for the Tavern, no way I'm disco dancing
I'm a mobel of sobriety and I need a little time out and a lager
Yeah and a lager, and a lager yeah, I need a little time out and a lager
I am going to the bar, because I need a lager, too sober by far
I am getting rather fat, and drinking like a twat, what do you think about that?
I'm a mobel of sobriety and I need a little time out and a lager
Yeah and a lager, and a lager yeah, I need a little time out and a lager
I am getting rather fat, and drinking like a twat, but I'm not fussy, I'm not fussed about that
I'm too sober for my bed, too sober for my bed, the pub's calling me
And I'm too sober for this song