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Beer Mat Rhapsody
by Dom & ShaunIs this a real pub? is this just fantasy?
Coz we've got our beer It's our kind of reality
So open your mouths, drink it all down and see...
We're dipsomaniacs, we need more beer please
Because it's beer ,we like to sup,
Drink it down, throw it up.
Whose round is it anyway?
I don't care as long as it's not me,
Not me...
Landlord, I need a drink
Put a beer inside my glass, I'll make sure I make it last
Oh landlord, I have just been paid
But somehow I have drunk it all away!
Oh landlord ooh ooh ooh ooh
I promise you I'll pay
I'll come back again this time tomorrow
So serve on, serve on,
Because only beer matters
Too late. Last order's come
I've only a mouthful left, I've already drunk the rest
Goodbye everybody, I don't want to go
I want to stay behind with you and drink some more
Landlord ooh ooh ooh ooh (Whose round is it anyway?)
I don't want to stop
I sometimes wish that they'd just change the law!
I see the little sod who ate up all my peanuts
And my crisps! And my crisps!
Can you pay me back for them please!?
No wonder no one likes him
Someone's bound to fight him here!
Give us ale! (Give us ale!) Give us ale! (Give us ale!) Give us ale till we drop
Or throw up!
We're dipsomaniacs, we demand to drink for free!
They're dipsomaniacs from the town of Wallasey!
Give them a pint out of generosity
Belly's full'n overflown
Will you let me go?
Ripped beer mats! NO we will not let you go! (Let me go!)
Ripped beer mats! NO we will not let you go! (Let me go!)
Will not let you go! (Let me go!)
Will not let you go! (Let me go!)
Will not let you go! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Mind my beer! Mind my beer!
Mind my beer, it's gonna flow
Dipsomaniacs, get a pint down your necks for me.
For me.
For me!
So you think coz I'm drunk you can spit in my pint!?
Or have you just served me with weak Nitro-Keg(™) shite?
Oh barmaid!
Don't do this to me barmaid!
Bitter or stout
I wanna have taste in my beer...
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
No, nothing really matters but beer...
(Whose round is it anyway?)