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Hangover Cures
- Time "As something of an officianado (Have I spelt that correctly, Mick?) on hangovers I can firmly state that there is definitely NO KNOWN CURE! Time is the only remedy."
- Lamb madras with keema pilau "Well I don't normally suffer hangovers apart from quite mild dehydration. But when I do get them I get severe cravings for curry and I always feel a lot better when I've got one in my belly"
- Vomit "I find drinking a mug of my own vomit always helps"
- raw eggs, pinch of salt and pepper with a touch of worcester sauce (some people also put a splash of vinegar), mix it up and down the hatch! "I had a phase of doing this, during that phase I do not recall getting any hangovers! It takes a lot to remove the taste of the eggs though - and this should be consumed on the night not the morning after (some people claim it works either way...in the mornings I don't think I could face it). That said I may not have got hangovers because I had not drank enough to cause any problems!"
- An axe to the face the following morning Mick Baps
- Sleep "Sleep is the only cure! Which is why I feel I should have stayed in bed today rather than suffer this terrible hangover in this shitty workplace!"
- Death "The other cure for a hangover is the same thing that ultimately cures everyone of everything.
- Evasion "Simple, Just don't sober up!!!"
- Yakult "Yakult. Seriously, it works."
- Beans on toast and a glass of red wine. Boo
- Banana Milkshake "The thickest homemade banana milkshake u can create without breaking the blades on the copious cubes of ice and icecream u must use to make it. Lines the stomach and alkalies the acid... to be avoided however when there is still a significant amount of alcohol still sloshing in ur stomach as an unpleasant curdling effect may occur. Myself and my avoidance of hangover comatosa as a result of this drink are testament to its theraputic properties. Try just once and u'll be thankful!"
- Urine "I drink my own urine. That's not a hangover cure, incidentally, just a general admission."
- Pidgeon "OK OK, Hangover cure: Take half a pidgeon and rub into the affected area, then crack a raw egg and add some pepto bismo.
- Zantac A little known but fortuitous side-effect of Zantac (drug aimed to prevent production of stomach acid,so given for indigestion and ulcers - generic name cinametidine) is that it prevents hangovers. Take 150mg (2 of the tablets available over any pharmacy counter without prescription) before you go out on the bevvy and the worst that you will ever feel is slightly jaded the next day. Don't believe me? Try it! I have never had a hangover when I have taken it before a night out, and I've been trying for years.
- Oxygen As in pure oxygen. A bit hard for some to get hold of but for anyone with access i.e. those of us that work for the nhs, a few blasts of 02 and you are cured of your hangover. I've known nurses (for that matter I've known doctors do it as well) stop drinking about an hour before their shift, attach themselves to a canister of 02 and they are fit for duty in no time.
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Dipso Dom
Trigger
Coobs
Clarice
Death, - the universal remedy.
True there will be those amongst you who will doubtlessly balk at this admittedly extreme method, but you can't argue with its effectiveness."
Shst
Painter
Mr. Lally's Son
Rosie
Mick Baps
IT WORKS"
Twatgiblet
Marcus
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